Santa Banta SMS - 3

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SANTA-Aaj Mere Paas Paisa Hai,
Business Hai,
Bangla Hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
BANTA-Mere Paas Bhi Paisa Hai,Business Hai,
Bangla Hai.
SANTA- Haramkhor Phir Humari Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

Sardr ws lying on beach,
Amrican: R u Relaxing?
Srd:No i m GopalSingh,
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Srd: No
I m gopal Singh, Srdr left tht place in anger.
Thn Srdr asks one Americn lying nearby,
R u relaxing? Americn: Yes.
Srdr slaps him & says,Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe he aur tu yha pada h 

Santa ICICI bank mei Saving A/C open karna gaya
aur form leke sidhe Delhi Chala Gaya
.
Kyu?
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.
.
Kyuki Likha Tha
.
" FILL THE FORM IN CAPITAL".