Santa: Yar tu itna udas kyo hai?
Kal to Tera Shaadi Hai!
Banta: Ladki walo ne kaha hai ki barat kam lana.
Santa: To?
Banta: pata nahi Papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi..
Kidnaper: Tera Biwi Mere Kabze me Hai
Saboot ke Taur Par Uski Do Ungliya vej Raha hu.
Santa: Saboot Pakka Nahi hai hai, Mundi Bhej Mundi...
Jab Achanak Unka Deedar Hua,
Dil me dhimi si Dadhkan Ruk Jati hai,
Itni Khubsoorat hai Ankhe Unki,
Nazar Milate hai Nazar Jhuk Jati Hai.
Shiv ki Shakti, Shiv ki Bhakti,
Khusi ki Bahar mile.
Shivratri ki Pawan Absar par,
Apko zindegi ki nayi achhi suruwat mile.
Shiv ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
Sabke Dilon ko Suroor milta hai,
Jo bhi jata hai Bhole ke Darbaar me,
Kuch na kuch Zaroor milta ha..
Bikta hai gum husn k bazar me,
Dard chhupi ek chhoti si intezar me,
ho jao agar kabhi zamane se dukhi,
to swagat ha dosti ke darbar me...
Paigam to Ak Bahana Tha,
Irada to Aapko Yaad Dilana Tha,
Aap Yaad Kare ya Na Kare Koi Baat Nahi,
Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai bas Itna hi Batana Tha...
Long hai Manjil Far hai Kinara,
Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today SMS Tumhara?
Forget Gaye Number Aur Name Humara?
Ya Phir U Found Someone Humse v Pyara?
Subah ki tanhai se koi Fariyad kar raha hai,
Dil ki gaherai se koi baat kar raha hai,
samjho aap in fijao ki zuban ko,
aaj fir koi Aapko Dil se yaad kar raha hai. Good Morning.
Subah ki awaye, fulo ka basera,
Hamari dua he, rahe Khuda ka pehra,
Har dharkan mei ek raaz hota hai,
Har baat batane ka ek andaz hota hai,
Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai..
Jamane me agar Ishq na hota,
To ashiqo ka is duniya me naam na hota,
Kat diye hath un mazdur o k zalimo ne,
Varna aaj har shaher me ek TAJ MAHAL hota.
