Ummidein Sari Dil Mein Reh Gayi
Khwabon ki Duniya Dhari Reh Gayi
Abey Teri Kya Izzat Reh Gayi
Jab Ek Item Tujhe Rakhi Pehna Gayi.
Dua Hai Meri Tujhe Bahut Pyar Mile
Zindagi Mein Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Har Ladki Bandhe Tujhe Rakhi
Tujhe Jeewan Bhar Unka Sath Mile.
Raksha Bandhan ka Tyohar Hai,
Har Taraf Khusiyon ki Bochhar Hai.
Bandha Ek Dhage Mein,
Bhai-Bahen ka Pyar Hai.
Rishta Hai Janmo ka Hamara,
Bharose Ka aur Pyaar Bhara,
Chalo Ise Bandhe Bhaiya,
Rakhi ke Atut Bandhan Mein.
SANTA-Aaj Mere Paas Paisa Hai,
Business Hai,
Bangla Hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
BANTA-Mere Paas Bhi Paisa Hai,Business Hai,
Bangla Hai.
SANTA- Haramkhor Phir Humari Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
Sardr ws lying on beach,
Amrican: R u Relaxing?
Srd:No i m GopalSingh,
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Srd: No
I m gopal Singh, Srdr left tht place in anger.
Thn Srdr asks one Americn lying nearby,
R u relaxing? Americn: Yes.
Srdr slaps him & says,Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe he aur tu yha pada h
Khaa kar Zakham Dua Di Humne,
Bas Yuhi Umar Beeta Di Humne,
Dekh kar Jisko Dil Dukhta Tha,
Aaj Woh Tasveer Jala Di Humne !
Aaj Hum Hai Kal Hamari Yaad Hogi,
Jab Hum Na Honge Tab Hamari Bate Hogi,
Jab Kavi Palat ke Dekhogi Zindagi k Bite Pal Ko,
Tab Aapki Inhi Ankhose Barsat Hogi.
Gf- MCDONALD chale?
Bf- Spelling bol fir jayenge.
Gf- 1 kam kar KFC chalte hai.
Bf- KFC ka Full form bol?
Gf- Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de.
1 electric taar ko dusre electric tar se pyar ho jath hai.
To aap is pyar ko kya nam denge.
Nhi pata
Are yar itna bhi nahi jante ho
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Current Affair..!
Hawao ke bina Fiza Me Suroor Na Hota,
Chandni Ko Bhi Chand Ke Bina Gurur Na Hota..
Aap Jaisa Dost Agar Na Hota To,
Dil Bhi sMs Krne ko Majboor Na Hota..
Dost Dost Nehi Khuda Hota Hai,
Mehsus Tab Hota Hai Jab Wo Juda Hota Hai,
Bina Dost K Jina Saja Hota Hai,
Aur Dost Tum Jaisa Ho To Jiban Toufa Hota Hai.
Raat Aati Hai Sitare Lekar,
Neend Aati Hai Sapne Lekar,
Hamari Dua Hai,
Kal Ki Subah Aaye,
Aapke Liye Bahut Saari
Khushiya Lekar.
Bakhshish Ka Phir Se Samaan Aa Gaya,Mubarak Ho Mah-E-Ramazan Aa Gaya,
Barh Jaati Hain Masjid Ki Ronakain,
Kar Lo Khatir Tawazo Mehman Aa Gaya..
Raat ko Naya Chand Mubarak,
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak ko Sitare Mubarak.
Ramadan ka Chand Dekha,
Roza ki Duaa Mangi,
Roshan Sitara Dekha,
Aap ki Khairiat ki Duaa Mangi..
Chand Se Roshan Ho Ramazan Tumhara,
Ibadat Se Bhara Ho Roza Tumhara,
Har Roza Aur Namaz Ho Qabool Tumhari,
Yehi Allah Se Hai Dua Hamari..
Roshni ki Tarah Aapki Zindagi Me Noorr Ho,
Kabhi Na Hum Ek Dujhe Se Door Ho,
Agar Bichhde Toh Iss Vado Ke Sath Ki,
Maut Ke Baad Bhi Apni Yeh Dosti Zarur Ho.
Suraj Ugata Hai Aap ke Kadmo ki Aahat Se,
Har Kali Khilti Hai Aap ke Jagne Se,
Jayada Mat Soiye Ab Jag Jaiye,
Kyuki Har Subhah Hoti h Aap ke Muskurane Se.
Bio Teacher- Agar Ladki ko Asthma Attack Aye to Use Der Tak Apne Muh se Saas Do.
Student- Woh to Thik Hai,Par Aisa Kya kare k Use Asthma Attack Aye..
Modern Bezzati...
Boy 2 Girl: I love u & want 2 marry u.
Qaboliyat Ki Aap Pe Barsat Ho,
Khushiyon Se Aapki Mulaqat Ho,
Koi Khwahish Na Rahe Baki,
Aisa Mubarak Ye Shawan Ka Chand Ho..
Sabko Shab-e-barat Mubarak Ho
Doctor Patient k Peeche Bhaag Raha Tha.
Logo ne Pucha:'Kya hua?'
Doc: 4 Bar Aisa Hua.
Saala Brain Operation k Bahane Aata Hai aur Baal Katwake Bhag Jata Hai.
Husband: Mujhe Lottery Lage to Tum Kya Karogi?
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Wife: Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Maayke Chali Jaungi.
Jiyo Itna k Marna Mushkil Ho Jaye,
Haso Itna k Rona Mushkil Ho Jaye,
Kisiki Chahana Achhi Baat Hai,
Magar Na Chaho Itna k Bhulana Muskil Ho Jaye.
Sukun Mil Gaya Badnam Hokar,
Har Ilzam Pe Bezubaan Hokar,
