Gf- MCDONALD chale?
Bf- Spelling bol fir jayenge.
Gf- 1 kam kar KFC chalte hai.
Bf- KFC ka Full form bol?
Gf- Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de.
Husbnd:Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
Wife:To kya?
Husbnd:To mai 2 Shadiya or kr skta hu
Wife:Draupdi ka nam suna hai?
Husbnd:Tu v na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.
Ladkiyo ke chakkar me mat padna
Qki
Ye aati h HEER ki tarah
Lagti he KHEER ki tarah
Chubhti he TEER ki tarah
Aur end me
Halat kar deti he FAKEER ki tarah.