Ummidein Sari Dil Mein Reh Gayi
Khwabon ki Duniya Dhari Reh Gayi
Abey Teri Kya Izzat Reh Gayi
Jab Ek Item Tujhe Rakhi Pehna Gayi.
Dua Hai Meri Tujhe Bahut Pyar Mile
Zindagi Mein Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Har Ladki Bandhe Tujhe Rakhi
Tujhe Jeewan Bhar Unka Sath Mile.
Raksha Bandhan ka Tyohar Hai,
Har Taraf Khusiyon ki Bochhar Hai.
Bandha Ek Dhage Mein,
Bhai-Bahen ka Pyar Hai.
Rishta Hai Janmo ka Hamara,
Bharose Ka aur Pyaar Bhara,
Chalo Ise Bandhe Bhaiya,
Rakhi ke Atut Bandhan Mein.
SANTA-Aaj Mere Paas Paisa Hai,
Business Hai,
Bangla Hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
BANTA-Mere Paas Bhi Paisa Hai,Business Hai,
Bangla Hai.
SANTA- Haramkhor Phir Humari Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
Sardr ws lying on beach,
Amrican: R u Relaxing?
Srd:No i m GopalSingh,
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Srd: No
I m gopal Singh, Srdr left tht place in anger.
Thn Srdr asks one Americn lying nearby,
R u relaxing? Americn: Yes.
Srdr slaps him & says,Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe he aur tu yha pada h
Khaa kar Zakham Dua Di Humne,
Bas Yuhi Umar Beeta Di Humne,
Dekh kar Jisko Dil Dukhta Tha,
Aaj Woh Tasveer Jala Di Humne !
Aaj Hum Hai Kal Hamari Yaad Hogi,
Jab Hum Na Honge Tab Hamari Bate Hogi,
Jab Kavi Palat ke Dekhogi Zindagi k Bite Pal Ko,
Tab Aapki Inhi Ankhose Barsat Hogi.
Gf- MCDONALD chale?
Bf- Spelling bol fir jayenge.
Gf- 1 kam kar KFC chalte hai.
Bf- KFC ka Full form bol?
Gf- Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de.
