Roshni ki Tarah Aapki Zindagi Me Noorr Ho,
Kabhi Na Hum Ek Dujhe Se Door Ho,
Agar Bichhde Toh Iss Vado Ke Sath Ki,
Maut Ke Baad Bhi Apni Yeh Dosti Zarur Ho.
Suraj Ugata Hai Aap ke Kadmo ki Aahat Se,
Har Kali Khilti Hai Aap ke Jagne Se,
Jayada Mat Soiye Ab Jag Jaiye,
Kyuki Har Subhah Hoti h Aap ke Muskurane Se.
Bio Teacher- Agar Ladki ko Asthma Attack Aye to Use Der Tak Apne Muh se Saas Do.
Student- Woh to Thik Hai,Par Aisa Kya kare k Use Asthma Attack Aye..
Modern Bezzati...
Boy 2 Girl: I love u & want 2 marry u.
Qaboliyat Ki Aap Pe Barsat Ho,
Khushiyon Se Aapki Mulaqat Ho,
Koi Khwahish Na Rahe Baki,
Aisa Mubarak Ye Shawan Ka Chand Ho..
Sabko Shab-e-barat Mubarak Ho
Doctor Patient k Peeche Bhaag Raha Tha.
Logo ne Pucha:'Kya hua?'
Doc: 4 Bar Aisa Hua.
Saala Brain Operation k Bahane Aata Hai aur Baal Katwake Bhag Jata Hai.
Husband: Mujhe Lottery Lage to Tum Kya Karogi?
.
Wife: Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Maayke Chali Jaungi.
Jiyo Itna k Marna Mushkil Ho Jaye,
Haso Itna k Rona Mushkil Ho Jaye,
Kisiki Chahana Achhi Baat Hai,
Magar Na Chaho Itna k Bhulana Muskil Ho Jaye.
Sukun Mil Gaya Badnam Hokar,
Har Ilzam Pe Bezubaan Hokar,
